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Paraguay rebel 'dies in shootout'
BBC News
In April, President Fernando Lugo sent troops and extra police to northern Paraguay to track down the rebels. Police located Mr Martinez in a wooded area in ...
Paraguayan police kill rebel leader in shootoutReuters (press release)
Rebel leader killed in ParaguayPeople's Daily Online

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Reuters

Blue Jays – Orioles Tuesday box score
Kansas City Star
Runners moved up: V.Wells. GIDP: Lind. DP: Baltimore 1 (Lugo, C.Izturis, Fox); Toronto 1 (J.Bautista, J.Bautista, Encarnacion).
Did you expect anything different?Baltimore Sun (blog)
O's aim to hurdle Jays for first time in 2010BlueJays.com
American League Game Summary - Baltimore at TorontoCANOE
The Associated Press -CBC.ca
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Dog owner disputes Elgin mayor's account of pit bull attack
Chicago Daily Herald
"He just ran up to him and smelled him," Silvia Lugo said during an administrative hearing at city hall that will determine whether one of her dogs should ...



Boxscore Breakdown: Scutaro Slam Solidifies Sox Sweep!
WEEI.com
It was the first time that a Red Sox leadoff man had reached base 5+ times in a game since Julio Lugo did it in 2007. Prior to Lugo, Johnny Damon ...

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O's beat Rays 11-10 in 13th on Lugo's RBI single
Baltimore Sun (blog)
But here's some postgame reaction from the Orioles: Julio Lugo on his game-winning hit off former Oriole Lance Cormier: "I can't remember if I've faced him. ...
Orioles: Ninth-inning magicBaltimore Sun (blog)

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VINELAND: Afternoon police update includes multiple DWI arrests
Vineland Daily Journal
Ismael F. Alcaide, 56, of the 700 block of East Park Avenue and Julio Lugo, 36, of the 100 block of Chestnut Avenue, were arrested Monday following a ...

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CityLimits.org

MTA Cuts Mean Bigger Crowds, More Problems
CityLimits.org
She and her half-brother David Lugo were on an odyssey on this sweltering weekend afternoon to a public pool in Greenwich Village. Under the MTA's sweeping ...

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Hillsborough woman who was shot, beaten remains hospitalized
Tampabay.com
About 7:45 am, Jayson Michael Aponte broke through the locked front door of Michelle Lugo's home at 6368 Kingston Drive, armed with a loaded, .40-caliber ...



Globe and Mail

Wigginton's suspension reduced; out for next two
Baltimore Sun (blog)
Jake Fox will start at first base tonight. The Orioles will have just a two-man bench with outfielder Corey Patterson and infielder Julio Lugo.
2010 MLB Trade Deadline Talk: The Baltimore OriolesGear Up For Sports (blog)
Wigginton's suspension reduced to 2 gamesBaltimore Sun

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